From workflow to works-lop

The internet has work - we have workslop. We take perfectly good tasks and ladle on so much AI-generated garnish that nothing gets done and everyone applauds the menu.

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pointless documents served

problems actually solved

Now with 4D alignment - synergy-ready - SOC2ish - enterprise-adjacent - zero-click buy-in - KPI-compatible - QBR-friendly

Slop Generator 3000

Input: “yes”. Output: a 700-word email on the anthropology of agreement, plus 17 next steps. None of them step anywhere.

Meeting Slow‑Cooker

Auto-pre, mid, and post meetings. Rich aroma of alignment. After 6 hours, nothing is tender and everything needs seasoning.

PowerPoint Roux

Thickens any simple point into 100 slides. May contain traces of charts that go nowhere and fonts only hawks can read.

Jargon Jus

Reduces plain language into glossy glaze. Pairs well with cross-functional ideation and value-added drizzle.

“Most teams adopted AI and somehow got busier instead of better. That’s not value - that’s workslop.”

Inspired by recent research on AI ‘workslop’ and stalled productivity.

Terms of Slervice

By clicking anything, you agree that your attention will be simmered on low heat until Q4. Refunds are issued as calendar invites. Your data may be used to generate even more of itself.